Eid Jokes 2018 – Eid ul Fitr Jokes for Friends & Family

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Eid ul Fitr Jokes 2018

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“Eid-ul-Fitar ki Namaz k Waqt Molvi Pathan Se:”Khan Saab Fitrana ada nhi krna?”Pathan: Oye Khocha, Hum ne to Fitrana Aur Zakat 14 August pr he De diya tha”
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“1Christian ne Eid-ul-Fitr Josh-o-jazbe Se Manayi,1Hindu ne Eid-ul-Azha Pr Bakra Qurban kiya,1Yahudi ne Ramzan k roze rakhe Kya Aapne kabhi Aisa Suna? nhi na? To Ye kya H? Musalmano ne Valentine Day manaya. New Year mnaya. April Fool mnaya. Kitne Sharm ki baat Hay agar hum Musalaman hokar Ye sb manate Hay”
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“Eid-ul-Fitar ki namaz k waqat: Major Rohail: Khan sab fitrana aada nhi krna? Pathan: Oy! Khocha, hum ne to fitrana Ur zakat 14 August pr he Dedya tha.”
“1 Pathan Ko Road Pe Say 100 Rupay Ka Note Mila Jis Par Likha Tha, “Eid Mubarak” PatHan Ne Note Pocket Mein Dala Or Bola,, Khair Mubarak.(eid ul fitr jokes)”
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“Don’t open it for atleast 5 more day,
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Mujhey pata tha aap say sabar kahan ho ga,
Happy EID Mubarak.
Yaad rakhna I’m the first 2 say u eid Mubarak !”
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“1 Pathan Eid ki Namaz parh raha tha
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To dosra usky bare mai kesi ko bata raha tha ke yai boht Namazi owr naik banda hai.
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Pathan Namaz thor kar bola:
Es ko bolo ke, hum ne Haj bhi kia hai”
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- “Girl: Where is my Eid gift?Boy: road pe red colour ki car dekh rahi ho?Girl: Khushi se !wowww!
  Boy: Same colour ki PONi laya hun apni Shehzadi k liye”
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- “Pakistani Boy :Smajh nai arha Eid ki khushi ziada hai ya…..??3 din light na jaane ki.
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- “3 Pathan Eid wale din film “Sholay” daikhny gaye, Hero ne kaha “Basanti en kutton ke samny mat nachna, Pathan khary hokar boly: Ticket lia hai, eska baap bhi nachega”
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- “Pathan K Paas Eid ke din 1 Mehman Aaya.
  Pathan Bola: ”O Yara Is Pankhe K Niche Betho Tumhe Sawaab Milega”.
  
  Mehman:wo Kese?
  
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  Pathan: Hm Ye Pankha Masjid Se Utaar K Laya Hai.”
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- I also posted some Eid jokes in Urdu & Hindi you can also check them. Eid is like a blessing for Muslims from Allah. Therefore Eid celebrations are must in every Muslim country. Nowadays when it is the era of internet people send different things to each other on social media. You can also just copy these Eid jokes and paste them on your social media status bar.
  
  Eid ul Fitr Joke Quotes
  
  “1 Pathan Eid wale din Cinema mai Film dekh raha tha.
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  Film mai 1 Shair dowarty howe araha tha.
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  Pathan ne dekha tu dar gia, owr apni chadir kandhy pa dal kar bhaagny laga
  Logo ne kaha: Khan Sahib mat daro, yai tu film hai
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  Pathan: Wo tu mujh ko bhi pata hai ke yai film hai, lekin wo tu janwar hai, usko kia pata”
  
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  “Na zuban se… Na dimagh se… Na nigahon se… Na gifts se… Aapko Eid-ul-fitr ho direct dil se!”
  
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  “With the rise of Eid ka Chand, I wish from god that your noor, goodluck and well being also increase manifolds. Eid Mubarak.”
  
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  “On Eid-ul-Fitr, wishing that your sacrifices are appreciated and your prayers are answered by the almighty.”
  
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  “Hope that you and your family are blessed with Allah’s love and care on Eid-ul-Fitr and always. Wishing you and your family a blissful Eid-ul-Fitr”
  
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  “I wish you ALL a very happy and peaceful Eid. May Allah accept your good deeds, forgive your transgressions and ease the suffering of all peoples around the globe.”
  
  “Na zuban se… Na dimagh se… Na nigahon se… Na gifts se… Aapko Eid-ul-fitr ho direct dil se!”
  
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  “With the rise of Eid ka Chand, I wish from god that your noor, goodluck and well being also increase manifolds. Eid Mubarak.”
  
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  “On Eid-ul-Fitr, wishing that your sacrifices are appreciated and your prayers are answered by the almighty.”
  
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  “Hope that you and your family are blessed with Allah’s love and care on Eid-ul-Fitr and always. Wishing you and your family a blissful Eid-ul-Fitr”
  
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  “I wish you ALL a very happy and peaceful Eid. May Allah accept your good deeds, forgive your transgressions and ease the suffering of all peoples around the globe.”
  
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  Keep laughing by reading these funny Eid ul fitr jokes and also do make a smile on your family face. If you like this collection you can tell me in the shape of a comment. Eid Mubarak to all of you.
  
  Eid Jokes 2018 – Eid ul Fitr Jokes for Friends & Family